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Abercity Abercity

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Chuck Norris called, he want's his ass kicking back.
You NEED to get into movies.

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Spirit of the Sea Spirit of the Sea

Rated 3 / 5 stars

its, uh...

It's a pretty fun game. The art is pretty spiffy but i have a couple issues with the visuals.
One: Why are the trees attacking me?
Two: Why are my hands so big?
Three: Why have the fish stolen my hands?
Four: Why is it, when I punch an enemy they hump me? (just watch it, they do the storm-trooper-hip-thrust thing)

The programming and gameplay are pretty good but you can hold down the jump key and bounce ? The gameplay gets a little repetitive, only one attack?
Also, a little storyline would have been nice. (why are fish on land? why are they hitting me? How are they doing magic?)

Other than that awesome game!

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vegetable-insanity responds:

One: 'cause they're cursed?
Two: so you can punch things
Three: so they can punch you
Four: they just like it

but you can hold down the jump key and bounce ?:_i'll fix that
why are fish on land?_they have evolved
why are they hitting me?_violent people those fishes
How are they doing magic?_they're archwizards